Friday, July 11, 2014
This is so typical "us."
Lyndsi got home from work at 6:30 last night, and we left immediately to go dress shopping. Her brother is getting married in 4 weeks (August 9th) and she is getting married 7 weeks later (September 27th.) I had been thinking earlier in the day about which would be better - to buy a dress and then maybe (hopefully!) lose weight between now and then, causing the need to either exchange or have the dress altered? Or to wait to see how the weight fluctuated for a few more weeks, causing a mad, crazy, super stressed shopping frenzy to find A dress, ANY dress, for the Big Event(s)?
First thing's first, of course. We went straight to dinner. No salads for us. Shopping? Pfft. Carrabba's, baby! We loaded up on Chicken Alfredo with bread dipped in herb olive oil. Oh yeah! We DID have a salad. Caesar. On the side. Smothered in dressing and Parmesan cheese.
Sufficiently bloated and full, we first shopped the formal dress department at Belk. Lyndsi found one dress that made me almost swallow my tongue (it was GORGEOUS) but she is waiting to see if she can find anything she likes better. Besides, they only had one dress in the size needed. Someone too big had obviously tried it on because the fabric all along the zipper had been shredded in their attempt to get out of it. But Belk has the dress available online. We took a picture for future comparison. And in case she decides she wants it after all.
I tried on a couple of dresses. All the other dressing room occupants heard, "YUCK!" "Ugh." "Ew." "Get it off. Get it off, get it off, get it offfffff." Shopping with me is not for the faint of heart. Lyndsi says I'm too picky. I say I just know what I like (and what I don't like.) For these weddings, I want blue, gray, silver, brown or black dresses, with sleeves and a flattering cut, that's comfortable, and doesn't look like I'm running the risk of duplicating Great Grandmother Zelda. Or Morticia Addams.
At 8:15 we decided we should give up on Belk and try Dillard's. Which was at the other end of the mall. Which closed at 9:00. We decided it would be fastest to drive over.
We walked into Dillard's at 8:25 and I saw the sales lady roll her eyes. And I totally agreed. 30 minutes? Really? I usually DESPISE being hounded and followed around by sales ladies. I'm closed minded that way. I think I know best what I like and what I'd be seen wearing. But she was helpful. She pointed out 2-3 pretty dresses that I agreed to humor her (as she put it) and try on. But I also grabbed a dress that caught my eye on the way to the dressing room. She rolled her eyes again.
I was nice. I tried on her suggestions. They were pretty. But one was sleeveless. And another had one of those tiny bolero jackets. The third one - the color. Iridescent blue. Is that still around??? And then I tried mine. The instinct grab. And Lyndsi and I both had that knowing look in our eyes before she even zipped me up. It's classic. It sparkles and shines but in all the good ways. I told her I felt like Lucille Ball and 1950's.
The dress was falling apart. The sales lady acknowledged that that is what happens to a lot of the beaded dresses from being stuffed and moved around on the racks so much. She special ordered a duplicate to be shipped directly to my home. And of COURSE I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, thinking I should have ordered a size smaller. I have 11 weeks to lose a dress size. It could happen! I looked my order up online at 8:00 a.m. It has already shipped.
I guess I will wait and see how it looks when it gets here. Maybe I'll exchange for a smaller size. Or maybe I'll just embrace my gut and welcome the fact that no diet is necessary.
Monday, February 24, 2014
My brother has a girlfriend! And I am tickled to death!
|WADE AND HIS COON DOG|
SPEAKING AT A
HIGH SCHOOL PEP RALLY
I remember when I was 14, a freshman in high school. Wade was 17 and a senior. I remember being totally shocked when girls would tell me how cute he was, how sweet he was, that they had crushes on him. Several tried to get ME to help THEM get a date with him. And I would think, “You’re talking about MY brother? Wade? You have GOT to be kidding me.”
Growing up, I idolized my brother. He was the only son, the only grandson on my father's side of the family, and we all thought Wade was the greatest thing since sliced bread. He was smart. He was funny. He was mischievous. And he was downright mean to his little sister!
If he didn’t have me stepping on bees, he was convincing me to try one of mother’s skinny little green peppers, fresh from the garden. He would take a bite and say, “Look, Kerry. It’s not hot! You’ll like it. I promise.” Or, “I SWEAR this one’s not hot.” And, like a puppy wagging its tail, I would stick my tongue to the tip of the pepper and start screaming from the heat. Nothing made him laugh harder that summer.
|HE CALLED THIS OUR|
WEDDING PICTURE SO
WE COULD BE BROTHER
I won’t even try and count the number of times he left dead snakes in the path between our house and Granny’s to scare the living daylights out of me.
And so, when all those giggling girls in high school starting saying, “Oooooooh, Waaaaaade!” I would roll my eyes and think they were nuts.
A lot has changed since those days, though. Now I am 47 and Uncle Wade is 50. But he is the one person in my life who shares the same memories I do:
Being banned to the apple tree in the middle of the pasture and pretending it was a fort. Riding his pony around our grandfather’s 40 acres, playing cowboys and Indians. The smell of Paw’s cigarette lighter fluid; the sound of his laughter. The taste of Granny’s biscuits and
dumplings and fried apple pies. Riding
over to Pea Ridge with Granny to help her pick blackberries so she could cook
one of her cobblers or make blackberry jam. The
sound of mother and daddy and Granny singing around the piano after Sunday
back bedroom at Granny and Paw’s house, where we would run and slide across the
cold linoleum floor in our sock feet. The
sight of Paw and Granny playing Rook around the kitchen table with Uncle Bud
and Aunt Myra. Watching
Granny take such loving care of Paw while he was bedridden with Rheumatoid
|LONG AND LANKY|
Monday, December 16, 2013
People who know me well know that Christmas is no longer my favorite time of the year. It used to be! Christmas growing up was so magical. But since my parents divorce, and several divorces of my own, Christmas - for me - has become more of a burden. My brother and I along with our families go to my mother's for Christmas Eve dinner and make arrangement to go to my dad's house some other evening for dinner, sometime within the Christmas week. Then Steve's and my children spend Christmas Day with their other biological parent and grandparents, aunts, uncles and cousins, leaving Steve and me to spend the day quietly alone.
My Christmas List has a minimum of 20 presents to figure out and buy and wrap and deliver and on top of that, everywhere you turn people are asking for donations for the needy. My church does the Christmas shoe boxes to send to children in foreign countries as well as the Christmas Angel tree for the local needy children. All the Walmart and grocery stores have Salvation Army bell ringers in front of their doors to greet you every time you come and go for the month (or more) leading up to Christmas Day. The radio stations and television stations host canned food drives and Toys for Tots and bicycle drives. The different departments located in my building at work take up a collection to give as bonuses to the custodial workers who clean our offices, and an extra large box is also placed just inside the entryway to collect new toys to be donated to some other, non-specified charity. It’s exhausting! It wears me out! And puts me in a black funk for weeks.
And then there was yesterday.
Yesterday Steve-O was off work, so we left the house to go mark a few presents off our list and to take care of a few errands, with no particular destination or time-frame in mind. And as we passed an antique store located 2 miles from our house, I pointed it out and told him that I had seen a cookie jar there a month or so ago. Something he and I had jokingly talked about giving to my mother as a gag gift some year. So Steve turned the car around and, on a whim, we visited the little store.
We were walking up and down the aisles looking for the cookie jar when there sat one of Granny's Raggedy Ann dolls.
Oh, it might not be. There is absolutely no way for me to prove that it is. She didn’t mark “her” dolls in any way. But its hair was orange instead of red. And it was left in loops instead of cut into individual strands, as Gran had sometimes done. And the hen and egg fabric of its dress was familiar - because I had wanted her to use that fabric for MY doll's dress. And the legs were blue stripes instead of red, which reminded me of the pillow ticking fabric Gran sometimes used.
I had a gut reaction. I latched onto the baby doll, and at 47 years of age, I became an emotional wreck. Steve didn’t understand at first that when I said, “This is one of Granny’s dolls!” that I meant this PARTICULAR doll had been handmade by MY grandmother. There was no way on earth I could leave without her. She was only $15, but Steve knew it wouldn't have mattered if she was $100.
I've compared her to my babies, the ones Gran made especially for me 37 years ago. The ones I have stored underneath my bed in a protective plastic bin. She may not be one of Gran's dolls, but no one will ever be able to convince me that she isn't.
And 22 years after Gran passed away, she gave me back my Christmas magic and joy.
Read, "Granny's Dolls" here:http://kerry-mitchell.blogspot.com/2012/07/grannys-dolls_22.html
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
|COLLARS! AND SLEEVES!|
HIDDEN TUMMY AND HIPS!
I am rarely in the mood to shop for clothing, but when I am I even more rarely find anything I would be caught dead wearing.
I believe that women of a certain age should pay attention to their necks, their arms, their muffin tops, their thighs. All too often other women's clothing choices make me think to myself, "Girl, nobody wants to see that!" Over time, my rule of thumb has become - if I don't want to see it in the mirror, I certainly don't want you to see it walking down the street.
So here is my shopping list:
I want a collar.
I am not scarf material.
I want sleeves.
I do not want sleeves that fit tight (think knit or polyester.)
I hate sleeveless shirts and blouses and dresses, and I hate cap sleeves.
If I am going to wear a dress, or a skirt, it has to be a good length.
|THIS WILL BE ME IN A FEW YEARS|
Hemlines at mid-thigh are too short.
Hemlines at the ankle are good in theory, but I have yet to find one in a pattern or material that works.
Women with thighs like mine have no business wearing leggings.
Women with thighs like mine have no business wearing pants tucked into boots.
I hate knit.
I hate polyester.
I love turtlenecks.
I love linen, drawstring, wide-leg pants.
I love black.
I am usually uncomfortable wearing lots of color or
Now, jewelry? I could shop and buy that stuff at any hour of any day. I love me some shiny, sparkly, dangly, obnoxiously big bling. But I can't leave home without clothes. :o/
Monday, March 11, 2013
The puppy's name was Casey, becoming better known as "Casey Dog," with other nicknames such as "Case" and "CD."
Casey Dog was a sweet little fella, but he was also stubborn. Obstinate. Temperamental. He was going to have his way, it didn't matter that I out-weighed the little guy by... well, we won't say by how much. He was a diva dog and we all pretty much catered to his every whim. Mostly because he gave us no other option.
|Kerry and Casey Dog at the ball field - May 19, 2000|
Lyndsi was his favorite person. He loved us all, but she was the easiest to convince to do his bidding. He knew she would let him sit in her lap. He knew she would let him sleep in her warm bed. He knew she would carry him to the grass and then carry him back to the couch. He knew she would give him extra dog food and water. Her fiance, Jeremy, became his second most favorite person. But he was just as likely to bite Jeremy if Jeremy decided to try and make him scoot over. He didn't want to scoot over, damn it. Casey loved the rest of us, but we were subordinates next to Lyndsi and Jeremy.
It was hard on Case when Lyndsi left home for college. The first two years he woke me 5 nights out of 7, sometime between 1:30 and 3:00, to take him outside. He might need to pee. Or poop. But it was just as likely that he was in the mood for a walk around the back yard. It was like having an infant in the house, catering to Casey's needs and whims in the middle of the night.
Over the last year Casey Dog began losing his teeth. And he would throw up a lot. Sometimes he would wake himself up from a sound sleep, throwing up a greenish-yellow bile from an empty stomach. He suffered from some sort of confusion, too, possibly the onset of dementia. He would get stuck in the corner of my bedroom or in the kitchen or in the backyard, not really knowing where he was or able to figure out how to get where he wanted to go. We'd be watching TV and would notice Case sitting across the room, facing a corner.
It became evident that Casey's quality of life was not good. He stopped wanting to sleep in the bed with me. Then he stopped wanting to sleep in the room with me. He didn't want to leave the couch and only did so to eat or to do his business outside. He trembled a lot. He sometimes whimpered for no apparent reason. And so, after many months of questioning if it was the right thing to do, if it was time, Steve and I took Casey Dog to be put down Saturday morning.
And I can't talk about it. And I can't stop crying.
I miss the little stinker so much. Our other dog, Truman, seems to miss him a lot, too.
Lowg wrote a eulogy for him Saturday afternoon.
A EULOGY FOR CASEY
by: Logan T. Matthews
I grew up under the tender care of my mother; spending the first 18 years in almost as many homes. My belongings were in a constant state of delivery. My brother, Jordan, and sister, Lyndsi, and I would often joke that we should keep them boxed up, assuming the next move was just around the corner. It was a joke for all of us. We clearly didn’t mind the shuffle. I think most young people are somehow hindered “developmentally” by change, desiring some form of consistency in their lives. However, for us, the only thing that remained consistent was change. And, as I said, we clearly didn’t mind.
Change defined most of my adolescent years. I saw the change from what many would consider a nuclear family – or “nuke-uler” as it was in our family – to one under the direction of new stepfathers. I saw how a man ought to treat a woman, and how they shouldn’t. I also recognized the closeness that remained during it all. My family was very small; consisting only of my Mom, Jordan and Lyndsi. And then Casey.
|His preferred spot was all up in Lyndsi's face.|
By the ripe old age of 12, me, Jordan and Lyndsi (at age 10) had learned the art of persuasion. We knew how to get our way with Mom. She, of course, had established expectations for us and we were determined to meet them. However, when time permitted, we could get our way. Nowhere was this more evident than the times in which we would convince her to let us stay the night with our beloved cousins, Chelsea and Adriane. To be sure, Mom knew when to pick her battles. She knew that allowing us to bond with our cousins was for our benefit, and seeing as we always stayed with Uncle Wade and Aunt Karen, it meant we were out of her hair - for a couple of nights at the very least. She needed it from time to time and certainly had an interest in us getting “our way”. So, when it came time to get a dog, we knew all the tricks and just how to use them – and she aligned her interests as well.
She picked out Casey from a batch of other shih tzus (note: I had to look up how to spell that. To me, it has always been “shit-zu”). Casey was among the most active as a puppy. He grew to be one of the largest shih tzus I have or will ever see. I’m not quite sure where the name Casey came from, but it was a perfect fit, especially when you added “dog” to the end of it; making reference to the exact “thing” you were talking to. His name even rang to the tune of one of our favorite whistling measures. I can hear it vividly in my head and if you are reading this, you can probably hear it as well.
|Casey Dog walking around in Lyndsi's bra.|
Growing up with Casey was extremely eye opening. I learned the value of taking care of something; or maybe it was someone. I learned responsibility. Known among the family as the “absent minded professor”, I can recount what seems like thousands of times that I would forget my wallet and keys, oftentimes only realizing that I had left them when I had arrived at my destination – and needed them. Casey taught me to think, responsibly, about him and what he may need. In addition, everything I know about the dog reproductive system comes from Casey. Not that this knowledge is of particular importance in my life, but it certainly makes for a good story. Simply put, Casey loved that afghan comforter.
More so than what he taught me, though, was what he gave us, each of us. Casey was, for the better part of my childhood, consistency. He was there. He was excited to see me – when he could see. At Quail Ridge, a house often referred to by the name of the street on which it was located, Casey would run around the divider between the dining room and living room almost effortlessly. He would show off, and strut his stuff, proudly. Casey was exciting to be around and even into his later years, provided a great deal of fun for all of us.
Unfortunately, Casey didn’t have the power of words. He couldn’t utter strong phrases in perfectly orchestrated English. Coming to think of it, though, it never seemed to bother him all that much. But, he did have Lyndsi. Lyndsi knew just how Casey would talk, if he had a voice. Casey seemed to play along, almost as though it was the perfect depiction. “I remember when I could see”, Casey would say, Lyndsi would say in a masked deep raspy voice, like he had just finished a hard day of licking his nuts or turning his head at the sound of Truman running around him. Despite his inability to speak, Casey was a loud presence in each of our lives.
In the end, I think everyone could feel that Casey’s best days were behind him. He had “left it all out on the court” so to speak, and was meandering through the days as best he could. He certainly enjoyed the company, even though he acted out like an ill-tempered nursing home patient from time to time. He was set in his ways, as most of us are to some degree or other. He was waiting for today, unsure but with courage and resolve that he was the best damn dog he could be.
Because all dogs go to heaven, so they say, I know that he is looking down - that’s right, looking – and enjoying himself as all dogs of Casey’s caliber might. I know that Shine, Papa’s dog, is showing him around and maybe meeting up with some hot girl dogs up there. They will be best of friends before we get to see them again, and better for it. They have each other, and that’s as good as it gets. I can’t speak for Casey, as Lyndsi can, but if he were speaking down from heaven, I know he would say that we were the best thing that ever happened to him. Yeah, Casey Dog lived the greatest life he could. He was meaningful and taught each of us something we’ll never forget. Mom got her wish to teach us responsibility and we got ours. And, when his heart beat no more, I know his fingers whispered … the number three.
Rest in Peace, our beloved Casey Dog.
February 13th, 2000 to March 9th, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Steve and I received sad news Saturday... We've been shaken and sad ever since.
Facebook, in my opinion, is a wonderful place. I was reluctant to join way back when because I was already on MySpace and I didn’t think I wanted to learn a whole new way of doing things. And why should I be on two social media sites that were relatively the same? But this was when my children were in high school and it became apparent to me that Facebook was the new "it" site. And if I wanted to keep tabs on my kids, to make sure they were behaving, Facebook was the place to be.
Of course Facebook has evolved into much more than a snooping tool for Moms. I became “friends” with long, lost buddies from my school days and eventually connected with my third cousin, Jeff Clark. We call him Nokomis because, well, because that is his middle name. And it's a unique name. How many people do you know named Nokomis? And it suits Jeff. He is a mess! A good-hearted mess. He, Steve and I share similar senses of humor and over the last few years have formed a sort of unspoken tag team, picking on other friends. In a good-natured way, of course.
I began noticing posts around Facebook from another friend of Jeff’s. Gregor Jackson. He, too, shared our goofy, off-color sense of humor. Our conservative political views. And I looked forward to the laughs Gregor provided in his posts.
Although we had never met Gregor personally, I sent him a friend request in 2010 and our friendship grew.
Steve and I learned that Gregor was married to a woman named Melanie, who was his life. He had a son and two daughters from a previous marriage that he loved and adored. Gregor was born and raised in England to his English father and Scottish mother and he took great pride in his Scottish heritage. He served two tours in Vietnam and later worked as a police officer. He enjoyed a good drink, laughter, and his dogs. He and Melanie were great rescue dog activists.
A photo I had posted of Steve’s “Kerry” tattoo came to Gregor’s attention. (http://kerry-mitchell.blogspot.com/2011/08/inked.html) He loved to give Steve a hard time about it, telling him he should get a "Gregor" tattoo next. And so...
Steve and I had taken a long weekend trip to Gatlinburg, TN and while roaming around town stumbled upon a young woman who did henna tattoos. Henna tattoos are temporary, lasting 6-8 weeks. Steve thought of the idea of getting “Gregor” and I supported the idea whole heartedly. I’m not sure which of us decided where the location should be, but that poor young woman!
Once back in town, I contacted Nokomis to be our partner in crime. He H-A-D to help us get Gregor to meet us for dinner the following Friday night for Mexican and music at one of our favorite haunts. And it all came together. I laughed all week, telling a few of my co-workers what was going to happen. My friend, Doris, who worked next door to me, and her husband Big Mo even joined us on the fun - having never met Nokomis OR Gregor.
It wasn’t long into the evening, after everyone arrived and we had our table, that Steve dropped trou (well, pulled his pants down to show off his hip a bit). Gregor’s reaction was hysterical! He was mortified but honored, stunned but full of laughter all at once. He was temporarily at a loss for words. Which we considered to be a HUGE success!
|Big Mo, Nokomis, and Gregor at the unveiling - July 23, 2010|
|After a few drinks and the shock had worn off.|
Gregor complained of a terrible headache on Facebook Friday night. Then Nokomis called Saturday afternoon to tell Steve and me that Gregor had passed away. We were stunned. We are stunned. Gregor was 69 years old.
We miss him. But we remember the laughter. And we are thankful for the brief friendship that we shared.
|Steve and Gregor|
|Kerry and Gregor - a hug between friends.|